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Fuku-tan means queen of horse cock, it also means prince of anal.
"I want to be your Fuku-tan daddy!"
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When colored people get darker from tanning
Get a tan? I'm already black. -50 cent (Purple Tan)
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when a male cums on females face,or your moms
dude 1:hey i just gave your mom an alien tan
dude 2:gross
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Nickname for President Trump that draws on his oddly orange complexion, his passion for fake tans, and his ape-like behaviour (though Orangutans might be insulted by the comparison)
The Orange-U-Tan and his monkey business are beginning to get on my nerves - treason, corruption, and lies, lies, lies!
I'm afraid to turn on the TV in the morning, just to find out that the Orange-U-Tan has done something new to embarrass himself AND America...
Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)
If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan
Scribe Elder Ho-tan is one of the Elders from the show Yonderland.
She is played by Larry Rickard and is canonically transgender. She is often seen being uncomfortable with Elder Flowers referring to the Elders as being all the same. She also wished to have a cis female body when given the chance.
Her younger (the Elder's children that are just them but children) is ftm transgender which is confirmed to be a nod to Ho-tan herself being mtf trans.
She is the one with long brown hair and plaits on one side. She is most common shiped with wise Elder Vex. She deserves the world.
Person 1: Hey, which of the Elders is your favorite?
Person 2: Definitely Elder Ho-tan. I love her so much and would marry her if I could but I can't because she doesn't exist and I'm just sad and gay and keep watching yonderland this is a cry for help
Person 1: -geez ok
Be proud, like a boss!
Today, I came back home, and I realized a fuckin' flip flop tan line on my foot. Fuck yeah!
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