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covid karen

A person who wants to cosplay normalcy, whatever the cost. She needs to go back to yelling to the cashier at Kohl's, and she will kill her parents to do so. Is unable to entertain her two large sons, Braelyn and Jailyn by herself, needs them to be able to tell and run around in public again. Her husband is around the house too often, he needs to get back to his work wife. She needs to get her hair done, and is excited to risk the health of her "hair girl" for her own vanity.

I had to go to Target today, and this COVID Karen brought all of her kids to walk the wrong way down the one way aisles. I hope she gets the virus and wishes for the sweet release of death from her bed for 29 days.

by TheOfficeAndFRIENDSareBad May 17, 2020

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covid mask

By now everyone should know what a covid mask is. Its a mask worn during the covid 19 pandemic to stop or slow the spread of the virus that the chinese government allowed to spread all over the world. Had they spoke up then they may have been able to contain it.

Thanks to the uncaring idiots in china we all have to wear a covid mask now.

by jimmybomm July 16, 2020

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Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.

Just as the mask is the new T-shirt, Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

by Covido November 1, 2020

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COVID-19

The planetary equivalent of someone who suffered a heart attack that nearly killed them—which often arises due to zero exercise, unhealthy diet, or high-stress lifestyle—because earthlings made bad choices like deforesting and polluting the earth, ignoring the poor and the marginalized, and overspending on the military but underspending on health care systems.

COVID-19 exposes how fragile global supply chains are, how under-funded health or medical systems worldwide are, and how vulnerable the poor and marginalized in both developed and developing countries are.

by MathPlus March 11, 2021

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Covid Power

When your fiends or foes realize that you have the power to harm or decimate them if they come close to you despite your small size.

Who can make light of the covid power of the dengue mosquito, which kills hundreds of people every year in some parts of Asia?

by MathPlus March 3, 2021

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Covid-57

Good job, you got covid-19 three times.

Damn i didn’t know he had covid-57!

by s o l a r April 22, 2020

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COVID-Ø

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists believe that vaccination for all worldwide would number the days of Covid-19, which would eventually eradicate it from planet Earth—when zero infection and mortality rates globally would be the new “new normal.”

From COVID-0 (when countries have zero infections and deaths) to COVID-Ø (when the entire planet is corona-free), how long would the world have to wait for this viral phase to take place?

by Covido November 25, 2020

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