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red rug

What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.

A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.

So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.

The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.

by Telephony February 10, 2020


Red Bralettes

Hippie women or any woman take off their bras, throw them, and release them into the wild as a sign of revolt. This was set during the time of the 1960s where women would not wear bras and throw them away to steer away from the basic housewives stereotype.

Down goes the monarchy and we shall set these Red Bralettes ablaze.
I’m going to take my Red Bralette off and become a true WO-MAN!!!

by The Feminist August 23, 2022


red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole August 26, 2015


Red Rim

A small incension around the anal entrance to make your penis fit for sexual intercourse.

Billy and sally wanted to have anal sex so they had to red rim her.

by Ice Heaven July 3, 2017


red bradley

the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream

Adam has a bad case of red bradley after fishing all day.

by Mr. French Tickler March 2, 2009


Red-Lion'd

A word used primarily in the beautiful market town of Brackley to describe a state of appalling drunkenness.

The word originates from one of the town's delightful pubs, The Red Lion, which hosts the towns best entertainment on a Friday night, in the form of the famous HUSH!

"Tonight i wanna get completely Red-Lion'd!"

"I went to the pub last friday, I don't remember a thing 'cos I was SO Red-Lion'd."

by The Grey Goose March 29, 2010


Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011