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Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
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A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".
I think Jimmy has reached the pinnacle of all tooldom and become a Total tool.
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someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis
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a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft
i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women
one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
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a non-Jew manipulated by Jews
Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.
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your such a tool nugget always doing stuff with that moron
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Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.
The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.
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