A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"
Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
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Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
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Bacon that is neither crispy nor chewy.
Always happy.
Enjoys Dancing.
Likes to smile, etc.
Crispy Bacon: :C I wish I was happy like Happy Bacon.
Happy Bacon: yea boi~
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Same as booty call but preferably includes any form of bacon, such as baconnaise.
A call that will make you squeal like a pig.
Example:
Tim bacon called me last night. We totally porked.
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Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.
Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.
Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!
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A vanilla milkshake with crispy chunks of bacon in it.
"Try this bacon blaster!"
"Ew, dude, I'm not drinking a milkshake with bacon in it!"
"Try it."
"Fine." -slurrrp- "Hey, not bad!"
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