The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”
When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty
This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.
A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍
Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker
When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why
Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me
undefinable, but priceless
maybe a slight curl of the lips
Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)
When someone is the best (actually the best in the whole world) at something they do
Ian: LeBron is so good at basketball
Ian 2: Yeah he is the Baker Mayfield of the NBA
The perfect definition of white privilege.
Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.