biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

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Biscuit Whiskers

Particles that appear on a man's moustache when he has given oral to a woman with a yeast infection.

Hey John, it appears that you have biscuit whiskers. You must have been wolfing that homeless woman's pussy again.

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Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

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scary biscuits

when something is quite scary.

someone's response to a police chase.

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whisker biscuit

the muff, a woman's crotch, usually with pubic hair, the bush

The old bag came parading out of the bathroom wearing nothing more than her whisker biscuit.

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Wet Biscuit

This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit

This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!

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gift biscuit

Leaving an air biscuit or fart behind in an enclosed space for someone else to enjoy at a later time.

I got into the elevator on the 10th floor and someone left a gift biscuit in there. It was so bad, I took the stairs!

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