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Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.
George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.
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V. a sexual move that that happens when a male jumps up in the air kicking both lags out to the side in a split and touches his toes; his balls then stretch out and hit the girl sitting down in the eyes. blind eagle...
At the Banque, Onyx, who was wearing booty shorts, gave the girl getting a lap dance the blind eagle!
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Crumb blindness is a genetically transmitted condition which expresses itself similarly to haemophillia; both males and females acn be carriers, but it only exhibits itself in males.
Sufferers from crumb blindless are unable to see the mess left in food preparation areas as a result of the hasty assembly of snack foods, especially when this occurs during intervals in televised major sporting events.
The result is a kitchen strewn with torn-open bags and packets, carelessly discarded dirty cutlery, and crumbs everywhere.
When confronted with the "evidence", the sufferer from crumb blindness will profess genuine astonishment, having been completely unaware of the effects of their activity until it is drawn to their attention by their (usually female) partner.
Crumb blindness in females is extremely rare, and the subject of special study; in males, 100% of the population carry the gene, and it is expressed to some extent in over 70% of adult males.
There is no known cure, but single males tend to suffer more than those with long term partners.
"Christ ! Look at this place ! How much mess does it take to make one sandwich ?"
"Sorry, hun.... I just didn't realise......I think I have crumb blindness"
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Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.
"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"
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1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"
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The exact Opposite of Cool Dude
Hey! You Blind Idiots! Get off my lawn!
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To type on a computer when you can't see what you're typing on screen.
Having to blind-type is usually a sign that something has gone horribly wrong with your PC.
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