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Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

by keetsy November 4, 2021


Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!

by Albama man April 12, 2020


Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023


alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.

You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

by not-another-bug-hunt December 11, 2015


dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.

My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!

by Peanut76 January 5, 2014

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12 O' Clock

1.the middle of the day or night
2.a type of clock where the direction that you face becomes 12 O'clock.it is usually used to secretely point out the location of a hot girl, or anything of that sort.

Example 1.
dude 1. yo what time is it?
dude 2. its 12 O' Clock
dude 1. Which one?
Dude 2. in the afternoon.
dude 1. Word?
Example 2.
JO. yo there is a chick over there with nice tigobigees
Me. where?
Jo. 12 O'Clock
me. Sweeeet

by Sahara Desert December 17, 2008

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I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

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