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The loose skin of a mans ball sac. Often looks like the thing on a roosters beak.
Dude! Check out Mitches rooster beef curtain! That is the loosest thing I have ever seen.
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An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
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“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”
A convenience for people after a long drive, also where you pick up aids and they have sticky curtains from all da cum on them, so greasy ass people fuck on the pillows
Holy shit dude, we have to stay in a sticky curtain motel bro
Someone who spies on there neighbours
The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.
"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"