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A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.
Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.
Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.
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A doctor who gives steroids to his patients legally or illegally. A parody of the Futurama character Dr. Zoidberg.
Man 1: Dude, you are looking ripped!
Man 2: Yep, thanks to Dr. Roidberg, I don't even have to work out.
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A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.
Other titles include 'Joop Dogg' and '50 Scent' as well as some more undesirable names.
"I went for a piss and fucking Dr Spray tried to get me to buy fragrance off him."
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Someone who doesn't read the charts before treating a patient at the hospital.
"Dr. McStupid over there forgot to look at the chart and nearly killed her."
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The most sexiest man alive. The only man I will let look at my noodles 😌 will help your daddy problems.
Guy 1: I trying to get on the dr phill show so he can fix my daddy problems.. Guy 2: dang
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*someone always commenting on your status, you reply*
man, you a DR.
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When you put your hands in your boots and someone comes up from behind and mounts you like a bear.
I was just walking through the forest with my boots on my hands and a bear totally came up behing me and gave me a Dr. Wilson
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