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Nightmare before Christmas: Jack skellington is defined as the REAL bond daddy. He is sexy and boney yet tall and defined. Few people are real bone daddies as it requires literally no skin.
Female 1: "Omg is that Bone Daddy?"
Female 2: "Yes he has the PERFECT figure."
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A Daddy’s girl is wild at heart and has an indomitable spirit, and she has her daddy wrapped around her little finger.
She is tough, but look at how she can get her daddy to do anything for her! She’s such a daddy’s girl.
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A mother-fucking sourcerer.
"That guy's as hot as Daddy Draco"
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A.K.A. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Used to rap along side Notorious B.I.G. in the background. Was a producer for him too. Owner of the Bad Boy Records company. Realized that the only way to capitalize in the rap industry is not by producting quality music (which he can't) but by taking out the biggest names in the industry: 2pac and Biggie, to come out on top.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.
1: Hey you know who killed Pac and Biggie?
2: Yeah, it was that snake ass nigga Puff Daddy.
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A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.
Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?
Instead of a man giving you money for Sex/Love, he gives you weed
I got a new plug, he's going to be my Dank Daddy from now on