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Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.
Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!
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An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.
Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
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A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.
Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"
Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis
Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.
People that act and hang out with band-kids but they do not play in band. These people act alot like band kids and have alot in common. But diet band kids sometimes don't like real band kids and don't even know that they are diet band-kids.
Look at daniel, he's such a diet band-kid.
That kid is so annoying, he's like a diet band-kid
If you’re on a “steady diet of rabbit”, it means you’re having tons of sex, aka screwing like rabbits.
Girl: “Judy seems different lately, she’s always so happy.”
Guy: “Oh that’s cause she’s been in a steady diet of rabbit ever since her and Joe got together.”
A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand
Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five