he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor
You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.
Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp
guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me
Evan Voils gets no bitches
P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.
that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville
Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!
A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?