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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018


Evan peters

A very attractive,slightly shy, incredible actor

You know Evan peters? That incredible actor well known for tate in American Horror Story.

by Clifbar July 23, 2021


Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 18, 2022


Evan Voils

Evan Voils gets no bitches

P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.

by HiiBoiz March 13, 2023


Evan Kowalewski

that weird kid who looks like he's from whoville

Its Evan Kowalewski, watch out for the grinch!

by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022


evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney January 29, 2018


Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018