perham

The area of the male nutsack, where the the skin of the aforementioned sack is "fused" together. Has been confused with the term gooch, a common mistake among the less educated in these matters of assology. However, the proximity of the gooch to the Perham requires us as a Godfearing nation to acknowledge the relationship between the two, and embrace this symbiotic partnership.

After a nice meatloaf dinner, I like to shave my sack, being careful not to acccidently scratch my gooch or cut my Perham.

During my morning run, my sack was swinging so much my Perham damn near kissed my Gooch!

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Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

Perham Boys Basketball Team

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..

Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

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Addison Perham

Hi addi its me cash your a noob so yeah bye

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