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you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children
Oh yeah father fundy adopted me
father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon
Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!
Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation
“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”
When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.