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They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon
Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!
Father fundy is used in a dsmp roleplay server to define the ownership of Father fundys children
Oh yeah father fundy adopted me
A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
Porçay's milk is too spicy for me
Really I love father's milk
A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick