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A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.
The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.
When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.
a devastating sexual maneuver. start off by banging a chick doggy style while surrounded by a crowd of asians, preferably obese. then the crowd of asians all yell "banzai!!!" and start defacating. at this point the situation devolves into an epic struggle as to who can shove the most fecel mattter into each other's orafaces.
matt: wow look at tim smiling today
dave: yeah he just had a boston banzai
matt: that explains it
boy: wanna boston banzai?
girl: sure
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Sex act: The Boston Ball Party
Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.
The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.
Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.
When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.
Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.
Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.
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