fruit booter

A Roller blader.Whether they are gay or not they are still gay. Skateboarding is better.

Stupid fruit booter got in my way.

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Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.

My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...

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Fruit Chunnel

A large vagina.

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."

Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps