Eric Harris.

Columbine shooter.

WEAPONRY:

Hi-point carbine rifle.
Pump-action shotgun, grey duct tape on the handle.
Duffel bag full of propane bombs.
Duffel bag full of ammunition.
Pipe bombs.
Napalm bombs.
Propane bomb used as a decoy.

EXTERIOR:
Black trenchcoat (temporary)
Black sunglasses (temporary)
Black backwards cap (temporary)
Black tactical cargos.
Black tactical boots.
Black suspenders.
Grey watch.
Tan-ish pouches.
Shirt with NATURAL SELECTION on it.
black small bag.

TIMELINE:

11:00 planted propane bombs, one set for 11:17, one set for 11:09. Also planted decoy's in their cars.
11:09, bombs didn't go off.
11:17, started shooting outside, killed 3.
same time, took off his trenchcoat, cap, and glasses.
went inside, started shooting in hallways.
one died in hallway, but the death was not caused by eric.
went in the library, killed 7 in all, including outside deaths.
went to the cafetaria, tried to make bombs go off.

went in the hallways and back, because they didn't know what to do.
went back in the library, had shootout with cops
killed themselves.

the end.

yeah, that's all.

Eric harris.
That's all.

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old harry

/ˈɔʊld.hæɹi/
An educational test question on some unknown information set by a teacher with unreal expectations.

I hope he doesn't give out another old harry, that'll be a pain in the ass.

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Prince Harry

Someone that is a fucking moron, as well as a narcissist and a liar, just like his wife, Meghan Markle. They are so dumb it's hard to say who is dumber. As a matter of fact, you can make a fair argument for either. One of the many stupid moments of his life was time he went to a party dressed up in a Nazi outfit. Also, they are so unpopular that some people are more sick and tired of them than Donald J. Trump himself and that is saying a lot, as like many other people, including other Presidents, he is not a very popular guy.

Ethan is a complete and utter moron that only cares about himself and lies a lot, he's such a Prince Harry.

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Harry Pottering

When one does/says something that is Harry Potter related.

Annie: "What's that dude doing?"
Morgan: "Dude it's obvious - he's Harry Pottering."

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Harry Potter

A dishonest boy from a popular series of novels written by J.K. Rowling that claims he can do magic, ride a flying broomstick, and even vanquish the almighty Lord Voldemort, but really, always has the help of his more talented friends, including the aged gay man named Dumbledore, the dimwitted retard named Ron, and the sexy & smart girl named Hermione. Harry Potter secretly plans to kill Voldemort because he is his only competitor, then he plans to take over the Ministry of Magic and recruit more villains. Overtaking the government and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is his main goal.

Ron was homosexual, and in love with his best friend, Harry Potter.

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Devin Harris

Starting Point Guard for the Dallas Mavericks. Played college ball at Wisconsin.

The Mavs decided to start Devin Harris at the point and have Jason Terry come off the bench.

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prince harry

The younger of the two brothers, Prince Harry is the one who is allowed to die without it affecting the country, mostly. Did I mention he is ginger?

Prince Harry don't care, he does what he wants, just like Eric Cartman

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