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The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"
"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.
Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.
When a man with with a medium to long beard blows a load in your ass and proceeds to felch (eat his cum out of your ass) and gets the residue all over his beard.
“After we leave this micro brewery I’d love to get a frothy beard”
“Chief gave me the best frothy beard last night”
When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.
Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.
Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.
When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.