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A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.
“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.
Giant angry ginger as seen from the eyes of a drunken japanese man, whos not going to pay alot for that muffler
red godzilla say hundred five dolla for that muffler, i wait for john he give me discount.
Southern slang for someone with red hair and freckles. A Ginger.
Carrot Top is a Booger Red.
That one guy that's always you're suspicious friend and very Dangerous
Blue: red is my friend he is not sus guys!
10 minutes later..
Blue: RED WHY DID U KILL ME!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T THE RED IMPOSTOR!
What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.
A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.
So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.
The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.
The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.
Hippie women or any woman take off their bras, throw them, and release them into the wild as a sign of revolt. This was set during the time of the 1960s where women would not wear bras and throw them away to steer away from the basic housewives stereotype.
Down goes the monarchy and we shall set these Red Bralettes ablaze.
I’m going to take my Red Bralette off and become a true WO-MAN!!!