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A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.
Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'
A young lesbian who is predominantly attracted to older gay women. Very common in the LGBT+ community.
Can also be referred to as a Cub. The reverse of a lesbian cougar, also known as a Lougar.
Person #1: I'd go after her but she's a total lesbian cub.
Person #2: Oh really?
When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.
Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself
And
Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself
I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness
Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation
•selfie obsession
•talking to self
•looking in mirror constantly
•complimenting of ones self
Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.
Thank you~~
Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms
Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...
Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN
Voca: what's wrong with her???
Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...
n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.
Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.
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I was at my girlfriends house and we had never done it before, she said it was time to and I agreed, she had done it before but I hadn’t so she said I will take control you don’t have to do anything. She left the room and I undressed. She came in, wearing on a thong and carrying a draw in her hands.
She took out a rope and tied me to the bed, she then opened my legs and I said “dig in” and she did. She began to lick my clit softly and then she got so fast I moaned loudly, she then stuck a finger into my hole pushing it in and out hard. I moaned “oh yes right there baby” I orgasmed. She eat me out dry and wanted more. She thrusted a 8” dildo into me and I moaned she wanted more so she pulled out a 12” one and thrusted it hard into me I scream moaned in pleasure. She giggles and began to suck my clit until it was so hard. She moved onto my tits and fondled them, sucking them and biting on them. She rubbed my cum all of my tits and sucked them until they were hard, then she tongue fucked me for about 10 minutes as I moaned she shoved it all the way in and my back arched, I had reached my climax and orgasmed. My cum went everywhere and she drank it all up. Then she began to shove two fingers into my pussy and repeated this for 5 minutes before blindfolding me and ramming a 15” dildo into my pussy. I screamed and cummed everywhere. She loved it. She asked “are you having fun baby?” I replied “yes baby more more” she fisted my pussy hard as I moaned. Best lesbian sex ever
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A special term thats used when one man sights an unbelievably attractive woman and would like to notify his fellow male comrades regarding her steeze without being too obvious about it. Hence, the term 'Lesbian' is involved in the expression to detour any form of awareness of its actual meaning.
Jacob walks into a coffee shop followed by his friend Daniel. Upon waiting in line, Jacob then recognizes a gorgeous broad behind the counter and says out of the corner of his mouth.
'Dude, Code Lesbian at 12 o' clock'.
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Something that everyone can find sexy.
Jordan (a female Jordan) walked into her Amy's house, where se found Amy staring at her seductively. Amy was wearing nothing but some tight booty shorts with some fishnet leggings under. Jordan stared at her, becoming more and more wet as she looked at Amy's bare breasts. Amy walked over too her quickly and sucked on her neck. Her wet lips leaving traces of saliva everywhere they went. Jordan wrapped her arms around Amy's torso and rubbed her hands on Amy's bare back. Amy walked around Jordan and pushed her onto the couch, and got on top of her. Jordan had never been so wet. Amy slipped Jordan's shoes off and tossed them across the room. Jordan kissed Amy's large breasts, and drug her lips down to Amy's belly button. Jordan took all of her clothes off, and walked into the kitchen, being sure to flaunt her tight ass towards Amy. She jumped up onto the kitchen table and spread her legs, allowing Amy to suck her bald pussy. Amy found Jordan's clit and stuck her tongue inside Jordan's wet vagina. Jordan then pulled off Amy's booty shorts and fishnet leggings, and kissed her pussy. Amy fingered Jordan hard and rubbed her cum on Jordan's breasts. Jordan sat in a kitchen chair, where Amy sat on Jordan backwards. Their wet pussies touched, and Jordan kissed Amy's passionately. They got onto the floor and scissored.
Amy: Let's have lesbian sex!
Jordan: Okay!
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