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When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
A shot of bourbon Monday morning
Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?
John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!
Mineta monday is national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Every Monday is national eat a grape day
Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.
I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.