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The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell
I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday
bro don't annoy me i have monday plans
The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."