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A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.
Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.
n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!
Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"
Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."
when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after
Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?
Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it
Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle
When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*