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Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
lets go watch some women's naked football.
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Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
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A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
: Naked Match or Noobs Game :
The term used for a E-Sports match that has new players on both teams that haven’t had any past experience playing the specific game that they are competing against each other in. Term unusually used in Middle School Teams, High School Teams, and Rarely College/University Teams.
Spectator 1: Wow these guys suck. Haven’t they even played this game before?
Spectator 2: Dude didn’t you read the match event name? It’s a Naked E-Sports matchup. They never seen this game before.
Spectator 3: It’s like watching a bunch of babies trying to drive a car without a license
When females don't have any hair edges. The sideburn area is naked...like a baby's booty.
I WOULD cut my hair short, but I'm worried about my naked booty sideburns showing.
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1. Gay guy who can not jump over their other gay friend when playing leap frog naked.
2. Playing a childhood game where you jump over a friend but naked.
3. Gay guys having sex
Garner and Scott played naked leap frog last night.
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Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!
Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.
Person A: what should I read then?
Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
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