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indian please

its kinda like saying "African American please" with different text like 'Indian please' or make your own racial slurs up, like Iraqian please ill bet u have a disease. or Porchaguese please

Porchagese please, you must have a genetial porch monkey disease Indian please

by slim playboy September 10, 2020


I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 7, 2022


Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 20, 2020


Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

by KJSW69 May 11, 2021


please make this A Word

just bcause

why not cunt just please make this A Word

by Locke9572 May 4, 2021


Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024


Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023