Any temperature below 70 degrees F.
Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.
When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.
I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!
Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.
It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.
Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
When your hole is extremely cold. Usually happens in winter.
Fuck its chilly. I got a cold hole up in this bitch!
When you blend a hot pocket cold and it tastes like socks
Dude I just ate a cold distraught at Merediths house
Similar to a house-warming but, a party celebrating the move out of an old home.
Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"