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When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.
"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"
Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.
Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period
Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day
Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days
Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.
Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?
When one would stop fapping but then have a period in which they come back and start masturbating again.
Person 1: Bro I had a major refapse period last night
Person 2: bro i thought you remained fapstinent
The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.
I just had a *dunk period*.
A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods
Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.