Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus
Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.
Someone who tests out Lamborghini's
The lamborguinea pig drives the Lamborghini very well so it's a good car to sell on the market.
A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.
At 1am,it's a pig hunt,or stop and by a copy of Swank before goin' home
A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”
bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig
Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"