Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!

Yo you got your drip for flexing season

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Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

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Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

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Dry season

Basically meaning there is no food at home

Becca: Y’all got food
Me: no fam it’s dry season over here

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Duck Season

The season in which Ducks are to be hunted.

See: Rabbit Season

"Duck season!"

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Season 7

A quiet Christmasy season of Fortnite 😊

Fortnite season 7 was cool

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seasonal depression

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.

I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

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