shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

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blud shart

When one, while sharting, puts to much pressure on thy anus. One can shart blud. Also used Oldschoo Runescape

Oh no, a red stain in my white boxers. Must've been a blud shart. Also item commonly used in Oldschool Runescape.

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Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

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booty shart

booty shart is when you shart right out of your booty !

sh·art - shit + fart

bro i have to booty shart so bad!!

have you ever booty sharted?

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Flow-Shart

n. v. The instance of a woman sharting while simultaneously menstruating

Blue woman: My god, Red, did you just flow-shart? It smells disgusting! Here's some TP AND a tampon!

Red woman: *Hand over mouth like kuwaii girl* Oh ho ho ho ho!

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Natal Shart

The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.

"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."

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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

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