Shrek

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

Shrek

He is God no doubt about it

Shrek is god he is

Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

Shrek

The god of all, living or non living.

Shrek is my daddy

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A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

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Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure