Take a Doth

The act of deficating.

Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.

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taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

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take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

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Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'

Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit

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taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss

From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"

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taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates

Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash

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taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

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