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(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?
Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!
Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
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I'm going to say this in words:
Bad bitch, baller , #PlayGirlGang
Also my alter ego.
Hater : there goes Laurie again, showing off
Laurie: BITCH, GET ON MY LEVEL.
Jealous girl: she a Bali Baby
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The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."
Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
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my plug in baby, crucifies my enemies
-Matthew Bellamy (Muse)
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Wow, look at that girl walking down the street, what a pretty baby!
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People who tend to bitch and complain about things that don't even matter in life. Also a person who act likes a baby or toddler.
Jim was acting like a bitch baby because he didn't get a text back.
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The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
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