Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."
Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
The Roid Monkey could be Captain America
the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy