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When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
A term originating in Cleveland, Ohio that describes the act of a woman shittin’ on that dick, spinning on it, suckin’ it, and topping it off with a piss shower. It is often the best experience of a man’s life.
“Dude, that chick was insane. She gave a Cleveland Gloppy and I think I saw god.
The Cleveland switcheroo is a classic technique that involves picking up a hooker on the streeet. When you arrive home you quickly undress (as you are excited to bang a hooker) and you pour your pile of blow on the table. The hooker then drops her panties, and her dick which was consealed (pulled between her legs) springs out and smacks the coke pile into your face, causing a near instant over dose.
:Did you hear what happens to max?
:No
: he went out for a good time on his birthday
:what happened
: oh, some he-she gave him a Cleveland Switcheroo
:damn, poor guy
1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
The act of putting your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting A person with them
I did the Cleveland wrecking ball with my wife last night
When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.
“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”
“What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”
Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.
"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"