miriam paul

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I need to fuck. Where is Miriam Paul?

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paul hendo

shy rabbit/pigeon who only appears when searching for rare pumpkin seed.

HAW HAW the crys of paul hendo searching for the rare pumpkin seed in the night.

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paul platter

The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.

The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.

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Paul Erdős

Short, speed addicted, asexual, Hungarian mathematical genius who left his home at the age of 21 (because of antisemitism) and lived a nomadic lifestyle until his death at age 83 (in 1996) in Poland. He disliked everything (including women, children, alcohol, capitalism, god, his brain) except for numbers, Israel and speed. He published (co-authored) more than 1500 mathematical articles and offered prizes for the solution of problems he couldn't solve. Some of them haven't been solved, yet.

My brain is open! (Paul Erdős' standard greeting)

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Jake Paul

A cancerous toad who has nothing better to do than uselessly beef with his brother, Logan Paul and sit in his white-boy mansion ruining children’s minds. Also known as “you thot”, “egotistical bastard” and “that dick”

Retard: I like Jake Paul
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what

Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.

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Dirty Paul

A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex

I just gave her a dirty Paul and it was messy

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Jake paul

A dirty,lying, cheating man.he is a YouTube that uses hot girls for click bait. He also has a hooker over every night. Also hes a squirrel for his brothers acorns.

"Did you see Alissa's diss Track on Jake paul?"

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