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A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn
Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.
I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .
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A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.
Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!
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A sexual act at swingers parties. Four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. One woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral sex on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). She then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral sex on each male. She continues around the circle until one male climaxes. She then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. He continues giving oral sex to the other men till another climaxes. The man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. This continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. His prize is two-fold: A. He doesn't have to perform oral sex on another male, and B. He performs oral sex on the female until she climaxes.
Man, I came second last this weekend at Last Man Standing. I had to suck three dicks cause of that...I never win!
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A member of parliament that does not lie by default
Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.
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when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.
That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!
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The act of becoming semi-famous at a Community College in rural Arkansas by climbing to the top of the Campus Police Jeep and taking pictures of yourself to show the level of control they have on the campus.
Tyler: "Dude, I wanna do something to make us famous around here...this is God's Country"
Andrew: "Look Tyler, its the po-po! Let's attempt the fabled UACCM Jeep Stand!!!"
Tyler: "I'm going for it, take my picture dude!"
Andrew: "Hell yea! Hoody-Hoooo!"
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East London's newest electro/techno night. One Night Stand is all about getting crazy to the freshest tracks in intimate venues with superior sound quality.
If you go to 54 Commercial Street, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LT on the evening of November 5th you will experience a superior electro music experience in the form of:
Clouds (Blood Music/Turbo)
10 Rapid (Exceptional)
Luke Walker (Gung Ho)
Kristie Van (One Night Stand)
Danny Scott (One Night Stand)
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