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When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
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When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.
"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."
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when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race
Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.
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when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.
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When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
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You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.
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A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand
Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.
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