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Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020


stex-wife

Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.

“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”

by Adanny100 February 26, 2023


Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! August 28, 2015


wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .

My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.

by Han $olo March 27, 2023


wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously

women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh

by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019


jimins wife

Aurora- beautiful gal that jimin loves so much. Jimin states that he will love to have a family with her even tho he is keeping the relationship away from the public because he is an idol. —note from jimin: Aurora, i love you!!❤️

Aurora is jimins wife.

by -the worlddd August 8, 2021


Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.

Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.

by Lime March 4, 2019