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The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.
Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.
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Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.
Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!
the eiffel tower move is basically when a dude named aiden grabs an apple and repeatedly throws it and hits his teeth with the apple, leaving many marks
“NO DONT GIVE HIM AN APPLE HES GONNA DO THE EIFFEL TOWER MOVE
A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.
That girl is sheltered, she has princess in a tower syndrome.
When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!
Did you sleep with my girl? Yea! Alright only way to settle this is to do the angry Eiffel tower!
The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
An sc tower in ring 7 which doesnt have a portal room?????
Is it an sc or not???