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When a woman with a quick-ticking biological clock, especially one in her late 30's to early 40's, traps a man into marriage by becoming pregnant...i.e. Pregnancy Trap. Usually achieved through lies and deception.
Pregnancy Trap a man finds himself in when he does not listen to his friends advice about his girlfriend's need to reproduce.
Graham's friends warned him of a possible P-Trap his 38-year-old girlfriend could get him into.
Has she given you the "I'm on the pill" line yet? Watch out for the P-Trap!
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A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.
Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.
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Trap Stamp is a girl with a Tramp Stamp that has an S.T.D.
Bro 1: I went home with this girl, now my balls are itchy!
Bro 2: You read the tramp stamp upside down fool, that was a Trap Stamp!
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Any girl on myspace.com that pictures herself as a "nice" girl. Then, when you have taken the bait, she becomes a fat hooker.
Often uses up-close shots to hide her hoe-ness.
Be aware, this happens a lot more than you might think.
Fred: Jess seems pretty nice
Tony: Don't do it man, hoe-trap.
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An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
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When dealing with a row of toilet cubicles, 'trap one' is the cubicle nearest the main door. If all toilets are equidistant from the door, the cubicle to the extreme left is trap one.
Ryan on phone: 'Just shit myself again, throw the new pair of jeans into trap one'
Steven: 'I'll be there in 10 mins'
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A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.
Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.
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