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When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!
A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".
Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!
The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!