shag-wagon

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!

Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!

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fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

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jag wagon

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.

Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!

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Station Wagon

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.

The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.

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Pulling the wagon

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.

“Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.

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Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

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Dick Wagon

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.

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