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A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.
"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."
General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.
We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.
Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night
Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?
Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.
"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."