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when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before
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Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker
Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, just after eating mexican food
Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
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A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.
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The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
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