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Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.
After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.
The Southern Baptist version of karma.
Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?
Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!
Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!
a term used for Christian hip hop music
term created by/ made famous by lacrae and reach records
also is the name of one of lacraes singles
ridin' wit ma top down listenin to this jesus muzik
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Jesus I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That Dan... he's such a Buddy Jesus... I oughta nail him to something.
the long hair, good natured guy you meet at a party that is most decidedly jesus
dude1: hey, look at that guy
dude2: ITS PARTY JESUS
party jesus: peace love and pot leaves man