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Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.
Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie
concealed or nonvisible 6 or 8-pack abs that are only visible when abs/core are used or flexed.
They have nice sleeper abs.
He has nice sleeper abs.
She has nice sleeper abs.
Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.
Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.
Shinzo Abe
Fought the Japanese Civil War
Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address
Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation
Freed the Japanese slaves
Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth
At the Japanese Ford's theater
Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."
"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."