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A birth control that will never get male to have sex again because women don’t wanna be around that gay shit my nigha
Bro she didn’t fuck me cause I play Fortnite battle Royale
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A high school in battle ground, duh, known for it's aggressive/wild-roaming bunners, overpopulation of slutty freshman, and drugs like marijuana, black-tar, and meth. The bathroom urinals are most likely full of chew/dip. As soon as a bghs girl turns 16 she MUST get a trashy tattoo. The parking lots are full of shitty jeeps and ricers. Not a single attractive teacher presides at BG. They've failed at every sport but golf and boast more STD's than Kenya. If you ever end of having sex with a bghs girl.. wear protection. Your dick with probably turn black and blue if you don't. Whatever you do, don't fuck any bghs females. especially freshman.
"oh you go to battle ground highschool?"
"wow, thats a shitty school"
"I know"
"are you gay?"
"probably"
"you're probably a bunner, drive a jeep, have been arrested for some kind of drug offense, or a whore, aren't you?"
"yup"
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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).
Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"
Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
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An AMAZING graphic novel created by Yukito Kishiro.
It centers around Gally/Alita, an amnesiac cyborg girl who's found in the rubble of the Scapyard by Doctor Ido. She learns that the ancient Panzer Kunst, the most powerful humanoid cyborg fighting technique, is instilled in her. She then begins to fight so that she can learn who she is and used to be.
The series is amazing and taps into many different themes and philosophical questions. Gally/Alita is constantly trying to find herself; figure out why she fights; what makes a human; what someone's value really depends on; how can we conquer our own karma??? These questions and more are posed in Battle Angel Alita (or Gunnm, it's other name that translates to Gun Dreams) and we see different character's answers and solutions.
It's an AMAZING story written by a great author. It's great for a deep read or something fun and enjoyable. The characters are memorable and make you laugh or cry. It's super violent but not so poorly drawn that you can't figure o'ut what's goin on, too. There's a LOT of blood and brains getting smashed and yum yum yum hahaha but it's still amazing.
There's a movie coming out and a bunch of people will try to jump on the bandwaggon and say they lurved it 4ever, so we'll have to fight through the noobs, but true Battle Angel/Gunnm fans know that when they read that book it seriously changed their lives!!!
Battle Angel Alita beats sooo many other mangas on sooo many levels... it's violent, bloody, funny, (at times) romantic, REALLY WELL DRAWN (you can always tell what's going on) and can make even the most tough people break out in tears.
When Alita doubts herself:
"Until now I've always just done what I believed was write... but if I was right, why did all of this happen...?" - Alita
"Answer's simple. When you're stronger and better than everybody, they start to hate you." - Girl
"Why?"
"Geez, you're slow!"
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As the Roblox players migrated to the battle royale genre, thousands of queer roblox gamers migrated onto only the most toxic game of 2018... fortnite battle royale.
The game is essentially pubg but they tookout the good features and made it more like minecraft.
I play fortnite battle royale so I am most definitely queer
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A based documentary that speaks the truth about history.
"You should watch Europa: the Last Battle"
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The latest form of severe cancer since brain cancer, it was found in 2017 and is still the worst form of cancer.
Sorry Jim I'm Suffering with Fortnite Battle Royale
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