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God is another word for Hitler, the man who only did great things
God is so great!
The intangible parent figure that is apparently there, and the one who inhibits the actions and decisions of billions of people worldwide. At least atheists have a mind of their own.
When your faith resides in God, your personal freedom is gone.
Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of me’s universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.
ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.
YOU: I know...
ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?
YOU: Virgo!
ME: Damn… you rule!
YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
(Noun)A term used generally up in The New York/New Jersey region and is the slang equivalent to son or dawg.
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A deity.
"Aiyyo god, stop playin' wit me"
"OH MY GOD!"
I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD
Yo i am god so shut the fuck up
God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible